April Fools

April Fools Day!
Tell your spouse that you bought a universal remote for the TV/VCR and Stereo and ask them to check it out. Zap...April Fools! Maybe someone is always borrowing your stapler at work or at your home office. This shocking stapler will fix That. April Fools. Let that smoker friend light up on your back porch and hand them this coughing ash tray. Not only is this a great April Fools gag but it is also a reminder!

Shocking Remote Hand a friend this device and ZAP! They’ll feel an electric shock when they try to use it! Safe, but not for children under 14. Uses 1 AAA battery, included. Approximately 4-1/4" long.				Shocking Stapler Hand a friend this device and ZAP! They’ll feel an electric shock when they try to use it! Safe, but not for children under 14. Uses 1 AAA battery, included. Approximately 4-1/4" long.		Coughing Ashtray Wheeze...cough...hack! A fun gag when your favorite smokers come to visit! Ordinary-looking ashtray has hidden motion sensors. When a cigarette or hand gets close, it coughs, hacks and wheezes up a storm! Uses 2 AA batteries (included). 4-1/4x4-1/4x2".
Give your little ones their allowance or lunch money in a maze, or puzzle and watch them struggle to get to the money. What a great gag. The money soap is even better because they will not know how much money you are giving them until they wash their hands enough to get the money out. These practical jokes can't be beat. If you are going to a dinner party, consider this wine bottle maze and watch the host keep their sanity while trying to open the bottle.

Money Soap Great incentive to get kids to wash their hands (again, again and again). Each bar of this delightfully-scented soap is guaranteed to contain a real $1, $5, $10, $20, or even a $50 bill! You only get the cash when the soap wears down, so start sudsing! Soap is 4-1/2" long.	Money Maze Bank Make a gift of cash, gift cards or small items even more special when you drop it in the slot of the Money Maze Bank. Your gift recipient must guide the ball through the maze to unlock the door and retrieve their prize! It's harder than you think! (Money not included!) Solution included. 3-1/2" square.				Don't Count On It mechanical money puzzle Just lock a few bills, gift certificates, tickets, etc. into the "Don't Count On It" wooden puzzler and watch the recipient beg and squirm trying to get it free. Solution included - cash not. Ages 8 to adult.				Don't Break The Bottle wine bottle disentanglement puzzle Wanna know a fun way to make your dinner host whine? Bring him a bottle of his favorite Burgundy, all locked up in this clever wooden puzzle gizmo. Wine not included, but complete assembly instructions are.
I bought this pacifier for my godson last year and it was THE CUTEST THING! Everyone loved it and it got a laugh everywhere he went. It quickly became his favorite pacifier (being the little ham that he is) and he would not take another one. I can only imagine what the dog mouth must look like!

Buck Teeth Pacifier Give any young-en an instant sense of humor with this standard size pacifier. Completely safe and guaranteed to get a laugh for infants 6 months or older.					Doggy Hoots Grinning Lips Here’s a new way to have fun with your dog: when Fido chews the rubber knob on one side, all you see is a big, fat, toothy grin. It’s an instant photo op! 31?2x31?2".
What is more "April Fool" like than Farts? Farting Toilet Paper covers, Fartin' Salt and Pepper Shakers, and Farting CDs. These are timeless classics. The butt of the joke is always shocked and it's always harmless. Enjoy April Fools!
Farting Toilet Paper Cover
Farting Toilet Paper Cover Crack up your guests every time! Plastic butt-shaped toilet paper cover installs in minutes. Every time you pull the paper, the cover emits a realistic (and really funny) fart sound. Great for dorm or kids’ bathroom.			Farting Salt & Pepper Shakers Don’t let the sleek, modern design fool you: these salt & pepper shakers are as crass—and as funny—as can be. Hear an outrageous fart with every shake! Great for party or picnic. 3" tall.				Pull My Finger Fart CD Thousands of farts and songs including Heiny Hiccup and the Farting Irish. 30 minutes.
Replace these "almost common" items with your common household items for a sure laugh on April Fools Day. Place this Mooning Gnome in your front yard garden and wait to see who notices it first. Put up this subtle but gross calendar in place of your regular calendar on your fridge and ask your son "what is the date?" Replace the tree air freshener in your dad or husbands car with this bacon one and watch him try to find the smell. This egg separator is the best. You don't really get what is going on until you actually use it. The goo comes out of it's nose and grosses everyone out.
					Funky Fresh - Bacon Airfreshener
Mooning Gnome You don't see a lawn ornament like this every day! Brightly colored gnome is made of durable PVC and measures 8-1/2x8x6".		Monthly Doos Calendar Think you've seen every calendar known to man? Here's something new (and totally tasteless). Monthly Doos features color photographs of Fido's best "work", along with portraits of the hounds that made the mounds. Funny--and (as disturbing as it sounds) beautifully scenic! 12x12".			Funky Fresh - Bacon Air freshener Air freshener like none you’ve sniffed before. Bacon scent, a great gag gift.			Egg Separator It ’snot a mug (sorry we couldn’t resist!) Crack an egg into the ceramic head, then tilt to pour just the whites out through the nose. Disgusting! (Yet efficient!). 4x4".
If all else fails, shoot them! Shoot them with snot, marshmallows, burps and water balloons. Make it a really fun family day and get all four. Give one to each member of the family and then get out your video camera because this is one that you will want to watch again and again!

Marshmallow Shooter We can't stop playing with the Marshmallow Shooter! We load up the magazine with up to 20 everyday marshmallows, then just "pump" to shoot them rapid-fire across the room or across the yard. Lightweight, safe and easy to use. No batteries required. (Marshmallows not included.) 16" long. Plastic. Ages 8 and up.		Burp Pistol The low-tech, ball-shooting “burp” gun kids played with in the 1950’s is back! Uses simple air pressure to shoot “burping” ping-pong type balls up to 30 feet. Lightweight, entertaining and safe. Holds up to 7 balls for single or multi-shot fire power. No batteries required. Plastic. Comes with 15 balls. 12" L. Ages 4 and up.			144 Extra Water Balloons An extra 144 biodegradable balloons to use with our water balloon launcher.			Snot Shot Blaster Set Ready…aim…fire! Child-safe shooter is fun alone or with friends. Non-toxic "snot" ammo shoots from over 40 feet away, blasting unsuspecting toys, trees or friends. Snot is slimy and gross but it doesn’t hurt and it’s actually harmless water-soluble goop! Set includes one rapid-fire Snot Shot Blaster, one bottle of brightly colored Snot Shot (100 shots), one BONUS bottle of glow-in-the-dark Snot Shot (150 shots), and one pair of safety goggles. Recommended for outdoor use. Ages 8 and up.
Use your imagination and these great gags to make the best practical jokes and pranks on April Fools Day.
Set Of 4 Wind-Up Walking Body Parts
Set Of 4 Wind-Up Walking Body Parts Exclusive: What can we say-we love these goofy things. Set includes finger, nose, ear and brain. Wind 'em up and watch 'em go. Approx. 2-1/2"H.			Oopsie-daisy Cow Jelly Bean Dispenser Pressing down on the cow causes a coffee or caramel flavored jelly bean to pop out from the "other" side. 4x3".				Personalized NFL Scoreboard Photo "Using computer magic, your name is printed as part of an actual 11x14"" color photograph from a real sports event. Tell us your name and favorite team, and we'll make it look realistic! Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. Sorry, express delivery not available."

Levitating Disc Classic gravity-defying illusion for ages 9 and up. (Pssst! The secret is the invisible thread.) Batteries included.			THE ULTIMATE APRIL FOOLS DAY JOKE. This is marketed and advertised as an actual tool for figuring out what your Dog is trying to say to you but we are skeptical and thought that this would make a magnificent April Fools Day gag. I mean, we are almost convinced that it works and as I said, we are very skeptical. Take your dog on a walk and explain to other dog owners that your dog can communicate...in English! Show them what your dog is saying wait for Ripley's Believe it or Not to track you down! Bow-Lingual Dog Bark Translator - Amazing translator accurately puts your dog's feelings into words! Bow-Lingual uses sophisticated voice print technology to makes the impossible happen! The barks, yelps, whines and growls of man's best friend are translated into hundreds of true thoughts and feelings, including "How boring," "I'm lonely," and "Let's play!". This is not a toy or gimmick. Imagine how much better your relationship with your dog will be, when you know exactly what he's thinking! When your dog barks, Bow-Lingual beams the sound from the small collar microphone to the handheld receiver, and matches it to the doggie database. The sound is analyzed using a multi-point system, and then transformed into words and illustrations on the LCD screen. Includes 200 phrases in six emotion categories--Happy, Sad, Frustrated, Angry, Assertion and Desire. Bow-Lingual can also record your dog's emotions while you're out at work all day. Preprogrammed for 80+ breeds. Includes training and medical reference. Uses 5 "AAA" batteries, included. Two colors available, each on it's own frequency so if you have two dogs, order one of each color.